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2011-04-07 22:14
For better or worse, I've decided to integrate my blog into my art-site. Hopefully, the blog won't become a distraction from the art itself.

I've also added a store and started posting pieces for sale here.

So look around, kick the tires, and let me know what you think.

2011-04-03 10:41
Depression is a wolf. Stalking. Waiting to pick me out of the herd. I feel his eyes. I feel the weight of his presence, closing in.
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2011-03-18 00:06
not sure why I made this... stupidity? stress? beware, may induce seizures (seriously)

BOWIE INDUCED SEIZURE GO!
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2011-01-27 08:58

Cheeks for Charity?

Okay, I need some help.  I've found myself in a (temporary?) period of non-employment and need some help getting through until my job returns. 

As some of you know, I am the new, official "door girl" at Ground Control Karaoke.  During a drunken, post-karaoke brainstorming session, we came up with the following:

Two, dueling PayPal Donation buttons.
  1. Donate if you want to see me wear a miniskirt & thong as the official Ground Control "door girl"
  2. Donate if you want to PREVENT me from wearing a miniskirt & thong as the official GC "door girl"
You can donate whatever amount you'd like.  Donations will be tallied Monday, Jan. 31st at 6pm to determine which option wins.

I will post running updates here, and in my Facebook feed at to which option is in the lead.

P.S. - The night in question is my birthday, Jan 31st, 2011...

VOTING IS CLOSED

And the results are in:

YES - 60.90% - - 39.10% - NO
Well, it looks like I'm wearing a miniskirt and thong tonight!
Thanks to everyone for your support.  It means more to me than I can say, and it won't be forgotten.

2011/01/31 17:05 - Final results: miniskirt and thong wins, 60/40!
2011/01/31 11:41 - We're in the final stretch... donations close at 5pm tonight. Miniskirt option is still ahead.
2011/01/30 16:05 - The miniskirt & thong option continues to lead, but the gap has narrowed further.
2011/01/29 14:55 - While the gap is narrowing, the miniskirt option is still ahead.
2011/01/28 23:15 - So far, it looks like I might end up wearing a miniskirt & thong, but it's far from certain.
2011/01/27 23:07 - The miniskirt option is still in the lead, but not by much...
2011/01/26 20:00 - As of 8pm, the miniskirt option is in the lead, but it's still a close race. ...

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2010-11-06 22:29
2010-10-21 22:42

Larry Holdaway can deal with a maximum daily capacity of 200 GSU (Gross Stupidity Units), and can safely filter up to 14 IAE (Insensitive Asshole Encounters) per week.  Surplus GSU and unfiltered IAE are converted to WRP* (Withheld Rage Packets), which are then stored until such time as they can be safely disposed of**.  If WRPs are allowed to accumulate for too long (either due to a lack of disposal opportunities, or an unexpected surge in GSU and/or IAE), an exponential increase in the likelihood of a HOLY-FUCK-I-WANT-TO-KILL-YOU-ALL-YOU-STUPID-MOTHERFUCKERS may occur.

*conversion efficiency is subject to multiple factors
**usually via some combination of artistic and debaucherous activities


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2010-10-17 21:53

Dear Christian-right,

I'm puzzled by something. After reading your Bible several times (yes, I've read the entire thing; although my question pertains only to the New Testament), I've come to the seemingly obvious conclusion that your Saviour was a bleeding-heart liberal.

What happened? Aren't you folks supposed to follow His example? Did I miss the part where He forces His way of life on others?

Just wondering.

-Larry


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Larry Holdaway, artist/programmer