Said today in response to a comment about Rick Perry:
I can't wait for the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rain Her spicy Marinara of Doom upon the heads of the unbelievers, and finally bring us unto Her Garlicy Paradise. Tags:
I'm puzzled by something. After reading your Bible several times (yes, I've read the entire thing; although my question pertains only to the New Testament), I've come to the seemingly obvious conclusion that your Saviour was a bleeding-heart liberal.
What happened? Aren't you folks supposed to follow His example? Did I miss the part where He forces His way of life on others?